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WHAT TEACHERS WEAR IN BED!

 

IT `S ANYBODY`S GUESS

WHAT TEACHERS WEAR IN BED AT NIGHT,

SO WE HELD A COMPETITION

TO SEE IF ANY OF US WERE RIGHT.

 

WE DID A SPOT OF RESEARCH,

ALTHOUGH SOME OF THEM WOULDN`T SAY,

BUT IT IS PROBABLY SOMETHING FUNNY

AS THEY LOOK PRETTY  STRANGE BY DAY.

 

OUR HEADTEACHER`S QUITE OLD-FASHIONED,

HE WEARS A VICTORIAN NIGHTSHIRT,

OUR SPORTS TEACHER WEARS HER TRACKSUIT

AND SOMETIMES HER NETBALL SKIRT

 

THAT NEW TEACHER IN THE INFANTS

WEARS BEDSOCKS AND SEE-THROUGH PIJAMAS,

OUR DEPUTY HEAD WEARS A T-SHIRT

HE BOUGHT BACK FROM THE BAHAMAS.

 

WE ASKED OUR SECRETARY WHAT SHE WORE

BUT SHE SHOOED US OUT OF HER ROOM,

AND OUR TEACHER SAID, HER FAVOURITE NIGHTIE

AND A SPLASH OF EXPENSIVE PERFUME.

 

AND MADEMOISELLE, WHO TEACHES FRENCH,

IS REALLY VERY RUDE,

SHE WHISPERED, “ALORS! DON`T TELL A SOUL,

BUT I SLEEP IN THE BACK BEDROOM!